March 17, 2004

C & H

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10
seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

Childhood is short, maturity is forever.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.


You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger!

Calvin's Dad

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that is even worse.

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