October 14, 2006

Dvaitam and tamilnadu

The great Pagutharivu (rationalism) corner of the Indian nation, is today propogating the Dvaita Philosophy vigorously: Courtesy : Kalagangal...oops...kazhakangal!

Here are the prominent Dvaita principles in vogue today:
  • Jeya or Mu.Ka.
  • Local Election Violence: Sun TV News version of ADMK inciting violence or Jaya TV news version of DMK arajakam
  • Namitha in a club dance for Karunanidhi on Sun TV or Mumtaj in a cutpiece dance for Jayalalitha on Jaya TV. (seriously, I can emphathise Namitha dance for a 80+ year old male, but a Mumtaj cabaret for a lady...)
  • Its Thirumavalavan in DMK or ADMK alliance
  • Anbumani Ramadoss always meddling AIIMS or JIPMER
  • Dead people in Tamilnadu are either Death due to mosquito illnss (according to JJ) or death due to natural causes (according to Kalaignar) like mosquito illness
  • Its either Chikungunya or Dengue (but the great advaita point here is both are cause by Kosu)
  • Namitha in Kumudam or Vikatan (again advaita: sometimes in both)
  • Its either O. Paneerselvam or Vai. Ko. for JJ
  • M.K. Stalin or Dayanidhi Maran for MK
  • Thatha Rajinikanth always has as heroine: an ilamchittu or a puthumottu
  • and forever, it is MGR or Sivaji, Rajini or Kamal, Ajith or Vijay, Vikram or Suriya, Simbu or vambu, Bharat or Arya....

Think the representative list is enough in itself. Thamizhanukku soranaiyay kedaiyaathu!!!

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